jamiejurah

As the subject says, car accident city - population: Jamie.

I have been crashed into (not crashed into) 4 times in recent memory, 2 of which occured when I was stationary. Today marked the 4th, i'm so used to the whole procedure by now it was such a formality.

To those concerned I did slightly twist my back but I will still be at Evolution, i'm not missing a title shot for anything!

But enough about me and my car shapped crash magnet its....

EVOLUTION UPDAT-A-THON
Big news on the Evolution front Rove may very well be at the show so tell your friends, mother, sister (if I haven't told them already) and anyone else who lives outside of the northern cave district to get their asses down to Evoultion on Friday the 27th and Saturday the 28th.

Anyone hoping for a Brat Pack reunion at Evolution will be sorely dissapointed, Devlin is only tagging with me because he weasled his way into the situation and now i'm stuck with him. GST are only holding those belts for the rightful owners, one of which is me the other of which... is also me.

Evolution.... so close, the sooner i'm wrestling the sooner i'm going home with the belts.

It's not confidence, it's 12 foot of confidence.

I'll post something a little bigger tommorow, late night uni work and video games make me tired.

House Show shenanigans the other night, myself wrestled Davis Storm. Needles to say I lost as I often seem to do via dirty dirty cheating. When will refs realise that only im allowed to pull people hair and choke and stuff. Backwards head-ka-chiefs are gay, going the old school bandanna way is what makes you cool in the book of Jurah.

Big ups for pointing to the ceiling WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Also I saved Christmas, when you get your presents you all know who to thank.

King Crimson rocks.
That is all.

Been spending the last... lets see, 4 hours editing stuff, my brain is slowly being reduced to mush but ive given it away for the night before my eyeballs become slowly sucked from my skull and asphixed to the computer.

Been reading alot of wrestling biographies lately: Stone Cold's, Hogan's, Ric Flair's, Freddie Blassie's im sure I read some other ones... ummmm... the Gobeldy Gookers? But I have come to the conclusion that road stories rule and that wrestlers grown up like most normal people, individualy.

My weight is kicking at a massive 567+ pounds, been eating alot lately and trust me when you have to wait 2 hours for a pizza it tastes better! I'm gonna have no trouble knocking that bbbbiatch BobbyBadBlood and his pet gopher down at Evolution 05, also I think they have a caddy who carries their golf clubs to the ring? Michael something... whatever.

Donnie Darko.... wow, great movie got it as a 21st present from a cool dude who shall remain nameless but whose reputation is for theiving my wallet out of my locker!!! (bastard). Yes, I was properly headfuck like I was after viewing Requiem for A Dream, also recommend by that portugese wallet stealing man o war. Anyone who has ever had a desire to have their brain removed turned sideways, thrown around in the air a few times, drenched in LSD then lovingly removed to your head and once you return to conciousness to be slapped in the face then this is probably the movie for you. So you people out there thats for you!

Its also about time travel.

Anyone know what the word Quixotic means, its one of the moods? Does it mean to be one with Quick? Because I know Shane Haste is one with Honney Bunny Quick, so does that make him Quixotic?

Well greetings from 12 foot in the air, everyone one looks like ants from up here your all just lucky I don't own a magnifine glass.

EPW updatathon: Evolution the 4th is approaching and I am finnaly getting a rematch for the tag team titles, unfortunatly it is not with FN Carnage who I won the belts with first time and is with Devlin Reeves who while he does have a mighty hefty chop is no Carnage and turned out to be a massive jerk. Personally I could beat those odd couple rejects and their trained seal myself but rules be rules and seeing as how I am myself an enormous jerk no one else will tag with me so im stuck with Devlin.

Post match against Jimmy Payne I went through some knee troubles, I couldn't walk fully after the match, Jimmy had stomped my knee so that it was out of place and causing a pinched nerve and much payne (get it!) but a journey to the chriopractor has solved that issue and I will be 100% for evolution, or as 100% as my old man knees get. Without a doubt my match with Jimmy was my best match to date and was an incredibly hard match where I was beaten almost non stop from bell to bell had it not been for Blade I would have come away with the victory but i'm not gonna winge about it and am now focused on training for the tag team title match.

COG are playing the Rosemount on Friday the 20th, COG are an awesome progressive metal band, probably the top band in Australia talent wise and their drummer is just.... a freak. Karnivool are supporting as well so i'm sure it will be a good night for all interested in music that not only kicks ass but makes you think.

What would Jamie Jurah do after the Brat Pack was finished and he found himself getting cheered?
Take the 68 off his journal for one and then continue the tomfoolery (literal meaning, to fool a tom cat, please don't pick on cats unless they deserve it which most cats do)

Kick a Cat.